Autumn is Here for Sexy Commies!

Here we are sleeping together on the cold autumn nights.

So autumn is here again and it's time for us to get our new fashion styles and a house to live in until spring has arrived.

Leon is acting rather emo lately; he keeps sobbing about how Joe and I are ignoring him and how he wants to dance again. We've been busy with preparing for the cold months ahead but Leon equates us preparing ourselves with partying!

Leon has gone a wee bit insane!

Anyhow, have a jolly good autumn!

-Vlad

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!

COMRADES!

Instead of my usual rantings about my enchanting life, I shall tell you of how great and glorious communism IS! Now, don't you like the colour red? I DO! If you don't you're anti-EVERYTHING! You don't want to be anti-EVERYTHING do you now?! Well then support the RED!

RED is the colour of blood, love, and COMMUNISM. RED IS THE BEST! Now repeat that over again until you've come to realise how great RED is.

Now do you see how great RED is? Well if you do, don't you realise how great communism is? Just repeat the same phrases though with COMMUNISM instead.

Communism is about helping your fellow man, comrade, and lover through life. We help each other with many problems....

ANYHOW, accept communism as Karl Marx is GOD. Karl Marx is just like you and I but superior in EVERY way imaginable. Karl Marx created this universe and capitalism is the DEVIL trying to steal your souls!

ACCEPT KARL MARX OR DIE BY THE DEVIL!

Karl Marx has existed for eternity, and has been every prophet in ALL of the Abrahamic faiths, yes even Islam. HE was THOR and Odin in the Pagan faiths, and he has been every GOOD and EVIL creature in existence.

Now Karl Marx would like you to all drop your barbaric faiths and accept COMMUNISM! As COMMUNISM is the only way to save your soul!

Karl Marx tames the wild.

By Leon Bird

Laziness

COMRADES!

Lately Vlad and Joe have been incredibly lazy! So I fancied a few books whilst wearing nothing but underwear. Don't I look absolutely stunning? Admirable? Handsome? Beautiful in a manly manner? No? I'm wonderful, aren't I?

So whilst Vlad and Joe partied and slept I met a wonderful woman by the name A. A was somewhat manly looking due to her mustache but I thought she was beautiful nonetheless! BUT soon I realised she didn't fancy me back, but she actually hates me! AND she isn't even a *she* but a he!

Damn you A! I loved you! With love that's true though I wait for you sweetheart! Auf wiedersehen (he speaks German). He told me to go... erm.... Well it doesn't matter!

A, why?!

Here's a picture of me in some library, and the next picture is one of A.

By Leon Bird

Hotel Tasties

COMRADES!

Here are some of our lovely hotel tasty photos!

These photos are our signature poses.

As you can see I'm the handsome guy wearing the scientist/robe posing like an epic hero who questions ALL fashion styles! Sexy indeed.

The next photo is one of Vlad posing like a sexy young man; looking mysterious and adorable at the same time!
After that photo, it's Joe posing like a great grand leader of highness! He looks absolutely stunning and masculine!

By Leon Bird

Leon Is Sad

COMRADES! By Leon Bird

I am a sad communist because Vlad and Joe are ignoring me! AND I still haven't gotten back my stolen goods! DAMN YOU HOOLIGANS! DAMN YOU!

I feel so sad and lonely. Here's a picture of me being lonely.

So I've been busying myself with new fashion styles and shows. Above is some of the stuff I've been seeing to cure myself of my sadness, loneliness, boredom, and heartbroken face.

But I must pick myself up instead of having to feel pain! I WILL LIVE!

We COMMUNISTS have been through TOUGHER times so I really can't get too emo. DAMN! I MUST BE STRONG!

BE STRONG STRONG AND WRONG LEON! BE STRONG AND WRONG! YES!

Bye now! Have a nice day COMRADES!

The Hotel

COMRADE! By Leon Bird

Yesterday we rented an hotel in Nezebgrad in the district Izune. It wasn't very appealing on the outside as hooligans were surrounding it and the place needed some TLC. But once we got into the entrance/mail room I was shocked at the grunginess and lack of furnishing! But once we got into our room everything looked a little better.
We ordered food and enjoyed dinner until some hooligan broke in, beat us up, and stole some of our possessions. We called the police so hopefully we be able to have our items returned safely.
Later we all fell asleep and some tourist we had hired earlier to take pictures of us returned and took that one. I think we look absolutely stunning!
We woke up around 7:00 pm and left the hotel only to come back to actually sleep instead of nap. 
Anyhow, it was a sucky stay but Vlad Kitten seemed to enjoy the TV and the feces/watering pot they had. Joe Cow only liked the bed whilst I liked the books and the alcohol they left out.

The first picture is featuring the hotel we were staying in and the hooligans nearby.
The second picture shows a hooligan in the mail room/entrance.
The third and fourth picture shows how we're enjoying our stay.
The fifth picture shows the nasty hooligan who broke into our hotel and stole from us! He took my pink ballerina shoes, Vlad Kitten's red cape, and Joe Cow's moundhole!
The sixth picture shows us sleeping, we had a tourist take that picture of us along with a few other pictures above and below.
The seventh picture shows us leaving the building and Joe Cow and Vlad Kitten acting like traitors!
The eighth and ninth pictures shows us posing.
The tenth picture shows Joe Cow out of place.

Cowservant's Tale

Here is Cowservant's tale. He is sad yet proud! HE IS A COMMUNIST! AND a dancer! We filmed this outside of Nezebgrad, Allods.

http://www.youtube.com/user/thecommiedancers?feature=mhee#p/a/u/0/_S585xwQPSg

The Sexy Communist Dance

This is our first video! It's set in Nezebgrad in the Imperial Square. The music is a hyper version of certain Red Army Choir songs.
http://www.youtube.com/user/thecommiedancers?feature=mhee#p/a/u/0/NyF5ucHvjrA

Introduction

Hi! So my name is Vlad the Kittenservant and my friends are Joe the Cowservant and Leon the Birdservant! We are all communist beauties! We love dancing, travelling, and excerising, oh and reading the communist manifesto by Karl Marx (bless his dear heart!).

Here's a picture of our handsome faces and bodies:



We'll keep you lot updated on our lovely adventures! Bye!