Lately Vlad and Joe have been incredibly lazy! So I fancied a few books whilst wearing nothing but underwear. Don't I look absolutely stunning? Admirable? Handsome? Beautiful in a manly manner? No? I'm wonderful, aren't I?
So whilst Vlad and Joe partied and slept I met a wonderful woman by the name A. A was somewhat manly looking due to her mustache but I thought she was beautiful nonetheless! BUT soon I realised she didn't fancy me back, but she actually hates me! AND she isn't even a *she* but a he!
Damn you A! I loved you! With love that's true though I wait for you sweetheart! Auf wiedersehen (he speaks German). He told me to go... erm.... Well it doesn't matter!
A, why?!
Here's a picture of me in some library, and the next picture is one of A.
By Leon Bird
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