COMRADE! By Leon Bird
Yesterday we rented an hotel in Nezebgrad in the district Izune. It wasn't very appealing on the outside as hooligans were surrounding it and the place needed some TLC. But once we got into the entrance/mail room I was shocked at the grunginess and lack of furnishing! But once we got into our room everything looked a little better.
We ordered food and enjoyed dinner until some hooligan broke in, beat us up, and stole some of our possessions. We called the police so hopefully we be able to have our items returned safely.
Later we all fell asleep and some tourist we had hired earlier to take pictures of us returned and took that one. I think we look absolutely stunning!
We woke up around 7:00 pm and left the hotel only to come back to actually sleep instead of nap.
Anyhow, it was a sucky stay but Vlad Kitten seemed to enjoy the TV and the feces/watering pot they had. Joe Cow only liked the bed whilst I liked the books and the alcohol they left out.
The first picture is featuring the hotel we were staying in and the hooligans nearby.
The second picture shows a hooligan in the mail room/entrance.
The third and fourth picture shows how we're enjoying our stay.
The fifth picture shows the nasty hooligan who broke into our hotel and stole from us! He took my pink ballerina shoes, Vlad Kitten's red cape, and Joe Cow's moundhole!
The sixth picture shows us sleeping, we had a tourist take that picture of us along with a few other pictures above and below.
The seventh picture shows us leaving the building and Joe Cow and Vlad Kitten acting like traitors!
The eighth and ninth pictures shows us posing.
The tenth picture shows Joe Cow out of place.
Brilliant, Comrade!
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