COMRADES!
Instead of my usual rantings about my enchanting life, I shall tell you of how great and glorious communism IS! Now, don't you like the colour red? I DO! If you don't you're anti-EVERYTHING! You don't want to be anti-EVERYTHING do you now?! Well then support the RED!
RED is the colour of blood, love, and COMMUNISM. RED IS THE BEST! Now repeat that over again until you've come to realise how great RED is.
Now do you see how great RED is? Well if you do, don't you realise how great communism is? Just repeat the same phrases though with COMMUNISM instead.
Communism is about helping your fellow man, comrade, and lover through life. We help each other with many problems....
ANYHOW, accept communism as Karl Marx is GOD. Karl Marx is just like you and I but superior in EVERY way imaginable. Karl Marx created this universe and capitalism is the DEVIL trying to steal your souls!
ACCEPT KARL MARX OR DIE BY THE DEVIL!
Karl Marx has existed for eternity, and has been every prophet in ALL of the Abrahamic faiths, yes even Islam. HE was THOR and Odin in the Pagan faiths, and he has been every GOOD and EVIL creature in existence.
Now Karl Marx would like you to all drop your barbaric faiths and accept COMMUNISM! As COMMUNISM is the only way to save your soul!
Karl Marx tames the wild.
By Leon Bird
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